Things (I Think) I Heard from Kitchens of Seattle Restaurants Last Weekend:

Categories: Food, Silly Stuff, and United States of America.

Elliot’s Oyster House:

Voice 1: “First rock salt, and now this? No!”

Voice 2: [inaudible]

Voice 1: “I’m not telling you her name.”

Etta’s:

“The zombies were good, but sometimes they fight.”

(Both restaurants were excellent, BTW)