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Texas May have Banned Marriage

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Texas passed an amendment in 2005 with the intent of banning gay-marriage. But they may have banned more than they intended.

The amendment contains the text:

This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.

Logically, it seems like “marriage” is a member of the set of legal statuses “identical or similar to marriage”. Of course, there’s no telling how a judge would interpret the idea of something being “identical or similar” to itself.

Things (I Think) I Heard from Kitchens of Seattle Restaurants Last Weekend:

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Elliot’s Oyster House:

Voice 1: “First rock salt, and now this? No!”

Voice 2: [inaudible]

Voice 1: “I’m not telling you her name.”

Etta’s:

“The zombies were good, but sometimes they fight.”

(Both restaurants were excellent, BTW)

Hit & Run > The Whole Foods Plan for Health Care Reform – Reason Magazine

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Reason’s Matt Welch points out what I consider the single biggest bang-for-the-buck health-care reform opportunity in his blog on Whole Foods CEO John Makey’s proposal:

“As someone who h-a-t-e-s the health care system, I’ve never understood why de-linking insurance from employment isn’t a central part of every serious crack at reform, given that a preponderance of analysts on all sides of the debate agree that the post-war linkage of health benefits to the workplace is one of the system’s Original Sins.”

Hit & Run > The Whole Foods Plan for Health Care Reform – Reason Magazine

Joe the Plumber to Become War Correspondent

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

No, really, I’m not kidding.

(Via Reason Magazine.)

Rotten Brains

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

As the year draws to a close, it’s time to reflect on times past.

Back in September of 1997, when the media found out about the various transmissible spongiform encephalopathies that can arise from eating neural material of infected animals, CNN ran a story specifically about the eating of squirrel brains as a delicacy in certain southern US states.

The best part is the graphic they ran along with the story, which helpfully points out what part of the squirrel one should avoid eating:

squirrelbrains

Have a pleasant new year, and watch out for those squirrels.

We’re In Ur Bank…

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Laugh-Out-Loud Cats #950

(Via BoingBoing.)

Stepping our way to the panopticon…

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

OK, I admit that I can no longer count the times I’ve been waiting for a green light, see the opposing traffic slow and stop, have my light turn green and then see a car whizz past me through the light that just turned red. It’s stupid and dangerous (not to mention definitely a moving violation).

Some cities have begun using automated Red Light Cameras. Some of them have notable misconfigurations enhancing the ideas that it is merely all about revenue rather than safety. There are other devices besides only red-light monitors, and I just have to wonder if there are better ways.

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Texas “Body Farm” on Hold

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Sometimes the news is breath-takingly weird.

It seems that Texas State University in San Marcos, TX, had to put their “body farm” project on hold. What’s a body farm, you ask? It’s a location to study the decomposition of, well, bodies. Human ones. For forensic research purposes. There are a couple of these in the USA already, but Texas has a different enough climate to warrant one of its own.

But that’s not the really weird part. The reason this is being put on hold is not the obvious “not in my backyard” argument. Rather, it is the concern that the resulting buzzard density might endanger traffic at a nearby community airport.

Oh, they’ve done it now.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

I wonder if Disney will consider Hamas’ use of Mickey Mouse as an act of war? They should know better than to mess with the mouse! Now we’re going to have to save the world for democracycontent-owners.

This really isn’t funny [snicker]. No, really.

[giggle]

[okay, the strike-through font humor doesn't translate to RSS...]

End of Internet Radio?

Monday, March 5th, 2007

The US Copyright Royalty board has approved a per-performance royalty regime for internet streaming. Per-performance means they pay royalties for every _listener_ for each song they play, retroactive to 2006. This puts a far greater burden on internet streaming radio than on conventional radio. In many (most?) cases, the new royalty requirements are greater than the revenue of the stations.

I am a big fan of Radio Paradise. I’ve listened to them for years, and contributed several times. They have posted an essay on the subject.

Of course, there is an easy fix for this. Move offshore. And laugh while our copyright regime completely collapses under its own greed and idiocy.

It’s hard to imagine that _no_ one at SoundExchange and the RIAA gets this.

Skilling Sentenced, Incoherent

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Jeff Skilling was sentenced to a smidgen more than 24 years today. Shortly before the sentencing, he addressed the judge with some of the most bizarre doublespeak I’ve ever seen published in a news article.

“In terms of remorse your honor, I can’t imagine more remorse. That being said your, your honor, I am innocent of these charges. I am innocent of every one of these charges.”

In other words: “I’m really, really sorry that I did all those horrible things which, I must point out, I did not do.”

Wright Amendment: An End in Sight

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

After decades of the Wright Amendment crippling Love Field in Dallas, it appears that an end may finally be in sight. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson’s plea for the involved parties to come up with a local solution instead of dragging the fight into the US Senate seems to have finally yielded fruit: last Thursday (June 15th), American Airlines, Southwest Airlines, Dallas, Fort Worth, and the DFW Airport signed an agreement that represents a truce among the parties. Admittedly, this is just the first step in what will be a very long process (it needs to be okayed by Dallas and Fort Worth as well as the DFW Airport board, and then needs to pass through US Congress before December), but it is rather promising.

The good news is that, if everything goes well, the Wright Amendment is going away.

The bad news is that Southwest will still largely suffer under the same restrictions for another 8 years. Apparently, American Airlines, being unused to any sensible competition in the Dallas area, needs that long to plan a strategy that allows them to compete with an airline that can afford to charge about half as much.

Examining the finer details of the agreement: Southwest is immediately allowed to ticket connecting flights to non-Wright amendment states. In other words, you can now fly from DAL to SJC on a single ticket and check your luggage all the way through; but you’ll have to stop in an allowed destination (like El Paso) on the way.

Also, the City of Dallas will be forced, at taxpayers’ expense, to demolish 12 of the 32 gates at Love Field. Of the remaining 20 gates, Southwest will be allowed to use only 16. And if Southwest chooses to fly out of any airport other than Love in the DFW area, they lose those gates as well.

The important thing here is that American Airlines’ insistent and unattractive plea for the federal government to continue to save it from honest competition has failed. Within 8 years, there is significant promise that the cost of flights from Dallas will drop from 48% above the national average to something more in line with it. And really, that’s good news for everyone — at least, everyone who hasn’t been profiting from ridiculous, government-protected price gouging for the past 30 years.

Some Times You Can’t Tell Who to Root For

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

A religious group in Denton, TX, put together a typical religious “tract.” Now, I don’t know if those of you without the good sense to grow up in the good ole South of the USA have experienced these things or not. But, to generalize, they are not exactly targeted to the intelligentsia–but then that pretty much goes without saying when you try to convert someone to your religion using as few words as possible. But sometimes the pictures are really, uhm … interesting.

Problem is, this one looks a lot like a piece of US currency. The US Secret Service does not have much of a sense of humor about that sort of thing. But get this–it simulates a $1M bill, peppered with religious slogans.

The largest bill the US has ever printed is a $100K note. Is it possible to counterfeit something that never existed? Apparently federal law says it is. And to add insult to injury (or is that absurdity to comedy?), someone actually presented one of these to an east coast bank.

If we had a boneheadedness world cup, I think one of the players in this farce would have the cup sewn up. But I’m not sure which one it would be–maybe a three way draw.

Headline of the Month Award

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006

Because the first step is admitting you have a problem: President Takes Steps to Reduce Meth Use

The truth will set you free

Monday, September 12th, 2005

Qouthe a well-respected canu^Hadian friend of us all (while walking the streets of Stockholm in the middle of the night):

“is much more expensive in Canada than it is in the rest of the United States”

Glad we are not a democracy

Saturday, December 18th, 2004

An AP article posted by Yahoo News describes a poll in which 44% of American respondants favored restrictions on the civil liberties of Muslim Americans.

I am deeply ashamed. Both that so many can be so wrong headed, and that so many have apparently never read the Constitution of the United States of America. Fortunately, we are a constitutional republic, rather than a direct democracy. So even if this crowd reaches 51%, they still cannot legally do this short of a constitutional amendment. Not that that has stopped us before.

Can the so called terrorists hope for anything greater victory than to cause an open society to select to close itself?

Supporting Bush’s Values

Tuesday, December 7th, 2004

Over at Eschaton, Atrios points out an unfortunate pair of articles involving a pastor in Demoines.

The lesson? Perhaps it’s better to stick to generalities when promoting your plans than it is to pick example instances of people who might benefit.

Good News for Texas, Bad News for Kansas.

Thursday, December 2nd, 2004

Apparently, there are changes to the tax code for 2004 which allow deduction of state and local sales tax from federal tax returns if you itemize deductions. In practice, you must choose to deduct either state and local sales tax or state income tax. For most people in most states, it’s going to make more sense to choose state income tax. For those of us who live in states without an income tax — Florida, Texas, Washington, New Hampshire, and a few low-population states — it’s a true no-brainer.

Backing up to the logic around this — and keeping in mind that one of the main proponents of this provision in the House was from Texas: the rationale here is undoubtedly that states need money to run; some states choose income taxes, while others choose sales taxes; and that the federal tax burden falls unevenly on those who live in states without income taxes (since the amount of money those people pay to run their states is itself taxed to run the federal government). So, the change sounds equitable in a world where states are run purely on sales tax or purely on income tax.

In a world where many states split the tax burden across income and sales tax, however, this change the whole issue of fairness on its ear. Under the new system, those states in which funding comes rather equally from state and sales tax are shouldering more of the tax burden than everyone else. Take, for example, Kansas; state income tax in Kansas is 3% to 6% for all non-poverty-level incomes, and sales tax ranges from about 6% to 8%, depending on where you buy stuff. The amount of money that your average Kansan pays for sales tax and state income tax will be within the same order of magnitude.

So, with the new laws, places like Delaware and Oregon (no sales tax) can deduct the entire cost of running their state; places like Texas and Washington (no income tax) can deduct the entire cost of running their state; yet there is still an artificial provision that prevents places like Kansas from deducting the entire cost of running their state.

I’m not necessarily saying that reduction of taxes is inherently good or bad (and it’s not clear that this means reduced taxes anyway, just a different distribution) — but equitable distribution of taxes is… well… equitable, which seems to be one of the most important aspects of any valid tax system. So, this provision is obviously a step in the right direction — it has narrowed the range of inequity caused by taxation of the monies used to run individual states — but it seems to go out of its way to get it only half right.